Art Vandelay.  The Man, The Myth, The Legend.  Those of you who are not Seinfeld fans will want to continue scrolling.  Those of you who are Seinfeld fans are likely grabbing their credit cards.  Good thought, my friend.   For those who need a little refresher, here’s a youtube vid.

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Our friends over at GearCrave are running yet another t-shirt giveaway.  This one sponsored by ThreadSpot favorite NerdyShirts.com.  Head over to GearCrave.com, leave a comment and you’re eligible for a free t-shirt from NerdyShirts.  1 in 5 won the BustedTees giveaway over there, so you have a pretty damn good chance of getting yourself a free t-shirt for just a few seconds of work.  Not bad!  Visit GearCrave’s NerdyShirts t-shirt giveaway page for more.

We all know someone who is JUST LIKE the guy on this shirt. Don’t we? You know the type–the living embodiment of all that is Spinal Tap. We celebrate them, because we know that when wrestling is on they are safely off the streets and mostly harmless. It’s only when they get near a large quantity of cheap beer that the rest of us should start getting nervous. This tee from Threadless is funny…because it’s true.

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Lamenting the passing of proper English? Seen one text message too many? Gangsta rappers driving you crazy with all those dropped consonants? Lighten up, sonny–it only gets worse from here. Go cheeburgr now on yon tee, foo. It’s the beginning of the end for the English language. We’re all insider jokes, slang, and l33t S33k until the endz o’ timez. A fashion statement that is also making us very hungry. Not for catz.

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He not only made it possible for the Rebel Alliance to stomp a mudhole in Darth Vader’s ass, he’s also a mean mofo on that eletric geetar. Our only beef–Han Solo would no doubt be playing something MUCH more space-age looking than this freakish hybrid of a Beatles-era Rick and a Fender Strat. Or maybe we just need glasses?

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Our friends over at GearCrave.com are running a t-shirt giveaway with BustedTees.com.  GearCrave is giving away 10 free BustedTees t-shirts to readers who comment with their favorite BustedTees shirt.  Head on over to GearCrave’s BustedTees giveaway page to sign up now.  Good luck!

FINALLY! A fashion statement about being at the top of the food chain forever and ever amen. We dearly love the cute little kitties and doggies, but we also know kittens think of nothing but murder all day and those sweet little doggies will shake a snake to death with an evil snarl–without giving it a moment’s guilty thought. EAT UP, PEOPLE!

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When you go to make a deal with the Devil, does it REALLY help to cross your fingers? We’d love to ask Ray Wise, who plays the Devil in the Reaper, but we know he would tell us to go ahead and cross them. The Devil knows damn well crossing your fingers won’t get you out of that contract unless you have a virgin to sacrifice alongside…and where are you going to find one of THOSE? Eh? Tell us that, smart guy. Sweet shirt, though.

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Ahhh, the amusing conceptual t-shirt design. No endangered species, to be sure–but this one actually made us laugh. Therefore, it is cool. Not to mention the fact that it directly appeals to our inner geek. Uneetee strikes again! Although for a Fugitive motif, the CTRL key really should have the face of Tommy Lee Jones….

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Lucky Threadz presents the three biggest names in divorce law. You know they can relate, and the rates are reasonable. Just get the boys signed to a new record deal on a major label and they’ll handle your case Pro Bono.  And remember, “never trust a big butt and a smile”.

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